Infatuation, Junkie.

I sent my mom another one of my numerous Katharine Hepburn collages today and got the same response. "Grace, you really need to get a handle on your Classic movie obsession." 


Frankly that's the way I am and that's the way I'll stay. Movies are in my blood; they're a part of who I am. I have to put it somewhere!


 She's obsessed with politics, and funk music (ech! ew! ack!) so she shouldn't be talking.  She recently proposed I go on NPR (ech! ew! ack!) and talk about how much I love classic movies, but I DETEST NPR and why would I go on a radio station I hate to talk about something I love?  She also says that I need to widen my horizons, but my peers also need to widen theirs.


Good night and good luck.

About ME!

1. What is your name?  Grace, dahhhhling!
2. What is your favorite food? Anything sugary or caffeinated. And seafood.
3. What is your hometown? Cambridge, MA. NO YOU CANNOT PAHHHK A CAHHHH IN HAAAAAVAD YAAAAAHD.
4. What is your favorite color? Jungle red and gold.
5. What is your favorite movie? <3 <3 Adam's Rib <3 <3
6. What is your favorite drink? Caramel Frappuccino with extra COFFEECOFFEECOFFEE!
7. What is your dream vacation? Antarctica. In July. I lived in Minnesota for three years. I can take it.
8. What is your favorite dessert? Butterscotch sundae with LOTS of syrup!
9. What is one word to describe yourself? Loud!
10. How are you feeling right now? Staahhhhhhhhhving.
11. What do you love most in the world? Food, books, music, art and movies.
12. What do you want to be when you grow up? A Broadway Stah!

FLU season :L

I had a sore throat yesterday. I lost my voice. It's still gone. My body aches and I feel warm even though I'm not (that hypothalamus gland is a doozy.) Getting gastroenteritis earlier last week, I was already vulnerable. Every time I try to clear my nostrils (the monstrous head cold that is part of the flu:)


*sniff* *COUGH COUGH COUGH* Oh, God.




Something tells me I have a very weak immune system. 


Rhinovirus? More like a whalevirus.

FML of the Day

I ask for a motorized scooter from my mom. She says she'll


discuss getting me a new bike. 


A NEW BIKE. REALLY? #FML #iWannaSeeTheWORLD

♥♥♥♥

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjRCnbYHZMk&feature=related

OMGoodles I love this movie so much. I've only seen it twice, but hey, the second time's the charm. It could be my next Gone With the Wind. I know that movie so well it's scary. (I've seen it 13 times and I read the book in 3rd grade.) I can recite Scarlett's lines from memory including her "I'll never be hungry again!" speech. 

FAREWELLLLLLL AMAAAAAAAANDA! OMGoodles. Cole Porter AND Katharine Hepburn: AWESEPICNESS (Awesome Epicness.)

AR = FTW

Scandalousness! BRACE YOURSELF

Meow! Oink! Baa! Whatever. 

So today I was sittin' on the couch reading through ye olde StumbleUpon, when my Cameroonian caretaker Linda was chatting vehemently on the house phone en francais. I, having ADD and always too bored in French class to even dream of paying attention, didn't understand a word of it. Plus she was talking too fast for me to understand. Even if I spoke fluent French. She was in the kitchen, and I was on the couch like I am now. 


My gossip-columnist tendencies took over (YEAH THANKS HEDDA HOPPER) and I snatched her iPhone 4. I unlocked it, and looked through it. Besides seeing pictures of her adorkable daughter Zara, (she has little mini cateye sunglasses :3) and her weird husband Richard, I also saw pics of her in a HOT PINK BIKINI in ST. BARTS and a short sparkly silver dress. AT A PARTY! OH MIES! OH SHUT! I also saw vids of her and her husband slow dancing. Which was pretty cute. And I also saw a vid of a concert with some creepy, nobody Cameroonian singer Roxy Bush. Sounds like an adult film star, n'cest pas? At any rate, I sent the scandalousness to myself over La Gmail and I considered putting the vid of her slow dancing on Le YouTube, but then again, unlike Hedda Hopper, I'm not that shrewish. But anyaway, I'm gonna look at her in a whole new way. 


O.O


Well, now ya know how bitchy I can be with an iPhone or anything that can send pictures. Y'all better watch yo' backs.

Inquiry of the Day #1

INQUIRY OF THE DAY!


What is MSG && why is it so bad for you?

Will break your bones....

Hallowe'en song:

The chorus:
'Cause sticks and stones will break your bones, and leave them lying in the mud.
And you get scared when we're alone, like I might suck your
Blood, and I can tell 
You a witch's spell
But you just might blow your top.
Then you start to run just as I'm having fun
And it's awfully hard to stop
It's awfully hard to stop


-  The Pierces, "Sticks and Stones," 

Gol!

Just realized, every soccer commentator has their different "screams" when people score.

Mexican/Spanish:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL(TAKE BREATH) GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL

Arabic:

ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH OH ALLAH OH ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH!

Englishmen:

Will he make it? Yes, he did.

Americans: 

Oh, that was a beautiful goal, like my girlfriend when she dumped me! (insert pickup line here)


LOL

ONE MORE DAY!

OMFGoodles the excitement ees killing me! I NEVER thought this day would come! I am flyin' to Cali tomorrow! Heckz yeah! It gets better! I'm getting new sweaters!  #CrazyApplause


The excitement is taking over me! OMGoodles I'm gonna pass out! Sure, I'm sitting here in a cozy black spinny chair with a straight face writing this post, but if I hadn't my dignity I would be screaming in glee and thrashing enthusiastically. That's what I'm doing inside. If I were doing the above on the outside, a certain killjoy named Samnisha would glare at me and say "Girrrrrl not everyone is as excited as you are." :P Mood killer.


ANyway, I can't wait to talk to you guys at 37,000 feet in the air!


Peace out Meows!

Waiting sucks.

Nine. Days. SO LOOOOOOONG! This is why it sucks being a glamourpuss sometimes.


Speaking of Nine Days ↕

Why must it take so LONG??

California. 14 days is a long wait. There comes a time in every madcap glamourpuss' life when "It'll be there before you know it" doesn't cut it.




I hate waiting.


Good things come to those who wait? Pshh, don't kid yourself. Or at least not to us glamourpusses. 

A Venting Post

I am so pissed at my mom! She just took off last week without me to see The Book of Mormon, which she KNOWS I've always wanted to see, and she know that I've never seen a Broadway show. It gets better. She goes to Sardi's afterward, with her stupid tupid annoying divorcee friends, and HAS A NICE DINNER! Without ME! And Sardi's is one of the most prestigious restaurants on stupid tupid Broadway! A bunch of theatre people go there! How considerate, Mom.

Hoteeeeeeels!

I am trying to find a hotel for my mom because we're going to California in exactly 18 days (Yayyyyyy!) and my mom STILL hasn't booked a hotel yet. I am trying to convince her to book a suite at either the Ritz-Carlton or the Hyatt. Although I'm really really hoping for the Sheraton, because it has a spa, and even being a dyed-in-the-wool glamourpuss, I have never ever been to a spa, ever. And I am going to beautify myself  (or at least try) before I have to go to my 80-year-old grandma's birthday party. Please suggest hotels in the comments!

I'm A Diva!

Talk to the mirror 
Oh, choke back tears!
And keep telling yourself that


I'm a diva!


Panic! at the Disco, "There's A Good Reason Why These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet" (Yes, that is the whole title.)

Back to School

I'm baaaaaaaaaaack!


I went back to school last week and I got the weirdest schedule ever. I have FRENCH first period with Mrs. Jett, and then I have physical education second period, with Mr. Khalouf (kay-loff), third period English with Mrs. Akinkuowo (a-kin-ko) AKA Jumpy Smiley Lady. I was a little put off by Mrs. A's disdain for spontaneity,
while she was taking roll the first day:


Mrs. A: Grace?
Me: MEOW!
Mrs. A (sternly): Grace, please say "here."
Me: Oh....okay....(quietly) Here.


AND she gave me homework on the first day.


On the good side I have science with Mrs. Riegle, and she has six cute turtles and 7 snails.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd I am switching to Chorus. My other classes are junk!

New Obsession! :D

Today I spent the day with my amazing friend Hannah, and we ran some errands and other things. Then we had lunch at her house and after that we watched Hannah's favorite show, Pretty Little Liars. I loved it! Now I just have to find out who A is. Me and Hannah are pretty sure it's Jenna.


Got a secret, can you keep it?


Swear this one you'll save


Better lock it, in your pocket

Taking this one to the grave

If I show you then I know you

Won't tell what I said

'Cause two can keep a secret

If one of them is dead.

I do what I want when I feel like it!

You know that I'm a crazy chick

I do what I want when I feel like it.

All I wanna do is lose control.

Yo-ou said "Hey,"

"What's your name?"

It took one look and
Now I’m not the same.

Yeah, you said “Hey”
And since that day,
You stole my heart and you’re the one to blame.

Avril Lavigne, "Smile"